Ran into a brick wall playing indoor football in PE.
Destroyed my knee.
Got top marks out of pity. RESULT!

But for two months I had to waddle about with my leg splinted from thigh to ankle, wearing long skirts because my leg wouldn't fit into trousers. Wrecked the other knee compensating because the hospital didn't give me crutches. Plus, I was asked five times a day, "You're in highest maths, yet you ran into a brick wall?" YES THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I HAVE NO MOTOR SKILLS.

Still have to wrap up my knees when I play football :(

LOL, girl playing football
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:10, 1 reply)

This entry is the most obvious QOTW lie yet.
Girls playing football indeed, you'll be telling me they've got the vote next.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:20, closed)