When i was in year 2 i was stupid enough to fall for "smell the cheese"
For those of you who are unawares of what smell the cheese is, I will try my best to explain. (Bear with me this will not be a literacy master piece)

Smell the cheese is a game where you try to punch someone in the face under the pretense of “smelling the cheese”.

To play all you need is two arms with hands, and a person of less than average intelligence.

Open your left hand so your palm is facing upwards. This will form a “plate” for your cheese.

Now with your right hand form a fist and rest it on your left palm. If done correctly your hands should sort of resemble a wedge of cheese on a plate albeit a very crap block of cheese.

Now that you have assembled your cheese and plate power combo, it’s time to find a person of less than average intelligence.

Approach the said person and offer them the chance to smell the cheese. “Smell the cheese?!”

If they agree (chortle) raise the “plate of chesse” so they can lean in and smell it. As soon as there within point blank range or critical striking distance. Quickly extend your right arm and punch them in the face. Bonus points if you get them on the nose.

If you managed to KO your victim you can proceede to take there belongings and have your way with them if you feel like it.

As mentioned previously I fell for this charming Childs game in year 2. I didn’t have my stuff nicked nor was I raped. Although the aggressor did hit me square on the nose, it bloody hurt and I proceeded to sneeze for 5 minutes.

Edit, spelling and grammar...
(Poo_Pipe_Pirate, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:34, 7 replies)

cool :D
You may need to look at www.playgroundlaw.com for some revenge games for dealing with him.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:42, closed)

Smell the Cheese
with such a cunning pre-text it would be impossible not to get punched. After all: who doesn't want to smell cheese?

I would have countered with a backhand smash to the crotch whilst uttering the phrase "bow to the king"

not only does your opponent feel the shame of subordination, you also get to perform a discreet package check
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:56, closed)

Lower than average
There's something deeply cathartic about reading a sentence which refers to people of "lower than average intelligence", yet fails to spell "intelligence" correctly.
(guernican, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:01, closed)

^
It didn't flag in word for some reason, as mentioned before this isn't a literacy master piece.

Time to edit grammar..
(Poo_Pipe_Pirate, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:08, closed)

I think it would be more fun to edit Grandma
/bored
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:17, closed)

^
I like my grandma shes cool, shes got tatoos and everything. My grandad on the other hand is a cock.
(Poo_Pipe_Pirate, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:28, closed)

I fell for this as well
I immediately found someone else to demonstrate the trick to. Only I hit them too hard and gave them a nosebleed, resulting in my being summoned to the Head Teacher's office. Apparently you shouldn't hit girls.
(DucktheGreatWesternEngine last seen alive on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 15:15, closed)