Better things
Made the mistake of getting together with a housemate...lasted most of the term but she gradually became an annoying cow, things came to the head one day when typing up some essay for a deadline I was in nice full flow and she stomped in and started kicking off.

I calmly turned to her, said it's time we called it a day, then returned to my essay.

Sorry to the housemates who had to deal with the howling whale for the next couple of days while I finished my work and went out on the piss
(bluehamster, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:43, 4 replies)

You are SO DAMNED COOL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:01, closed)

..and once i had finished my essay, i submitted it and got head off my hot female lecturer, who was proper impressed with it.
then i rode off into the sun in my honda accord etc.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:12, closed)

Aw, happy endings
melt my heart.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:17, closed)

About 4 days later I went to a party with another housemate, met this girl and 14 years later married with 2 kids.

Sadly the lectures weren't hot, just old.
(bluehamster, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:29, closed)