Safari Parks
Safari parks in the middle of summer are an ideal time that you decide air conditioning in the car is really not an optional extra. I'd never seen animals so up close before; it really was, if somewhat sweaty, quite an experience.

On the return home we decided to stop in for a pint and some chips. However, I wasn't hungry so decided to have a few pints instead (I wasn't driving) this develish treatment pushed her over the edge.

It was proper cold shoulder from then on. We finally got back to hers, and things blew up. Every tiny slight, comment, bad habit came out... there were tears, and I was asked to leave. I didn't have any cash on me and my phone was barely charged. Somehow (quite rural) I managed to summon a taxi into town, find a cashpoint, the the correct bus, then the correct train, then a further bus back home. It is the first time I have been dumped, but boy, the power of google maps on your phone is not one to be mocked.

Oh I dumped a girl on valentines day because she was a nutter.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:04, 2 replies)

Well done Dumpedatthezoo

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 0:51, closed)

That's actually funny.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:33, closed)