Hahahahahahaahaha
You drive an automatic car!
ROFL
( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:20, 1 reply)

It's not an automatic.
It's an autostick. A comedy automatic clutch that VW put into some beetles for colonials on account of their biological inability to use two feet independently.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:32, closed)

A clever post-Nazi eugenics tool
Limits our mating displays and saves rubber.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:45, closed)