This is funny because someone 'phoned your boss. Right?

EDIT: ooh, it's my b3ta birthday. Happy birthday, me. Six years old. Splendid.

A famous shit poet once contemplated the notion of being six. He wrote,

"But now I am Six,
I'm as clever as clever,
So I think I'll be six now for ever and ever."

I can see where he was going with this. It might have been nice, in a funny sort of way, to have never progressed, intellectually, beyond the age of six - life would have been one long adventure, an endless blazing summer spent in emerald-green fields, far away from the depressingly grey concerns of the adult world. Also, I could have been popular on /talk.

Oh, well.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:56, 3 replies)

Merry Candles HP.
Just think - you also dodged getting H1N1 off an absolute pig & you never had to shack up with a miserable depressive who looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 6:46, closed)

Lolwhut?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:22, closed)

Happy b3taday, Happy Phantom!

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:00, closed)