Oh Ringo,
He "dumped" into his partner's gob. Then presumably, Shambo was "dumped" as a result, unless his partner is a Gloucester Old Spot, in which case they appreciate a bit of brown action to munch on.
( Ken Oath, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 12:31, 1 reply)

See ... I knew I hadn't written it in an obscure dialect of Urdu or owt.
I wasn't dumped over it though.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 12:43, closed)

I think you should have used "sharted"?
And being dumped as a result would have been the ultimate riddle wrapped in an enigma.
( Ken Oath, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 12:56, closed)

But then it would have been a lie.
And nobody lies on qftw. There are rules.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 13:04, closed)

Rules?



fuck.

I should examine my elastic extent of truth in my stories.


You lot are far too jolly decent to deserve lies.

So, was it a spoonful, or about half a cupful?
( Ken Oath, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 13:25, closed)

Enough to fill the ashtray of a 2003 Honda Accord.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 13:59, closed)

Ahh, a sizeable amount.
That a large measure for a rimming mis-adventure. The 2003 model was noted for it's large ashtray, to cater for the Cuban cigar ash. Well done.
( Ken Oath, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 14:26, closed)