Her name was Shelly.
We were quite the item at school.

But I had to dump her when I found out she'd been showing her fanny for 5p a time behind the garages.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:04, 7 replies)

I assume you found that out
in a staff meeting?
(username failed moderation, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:18, closed)

Those
P.E. teachers are all the same.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:23, closed)

That's one way of describing it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:42, closed)

It was only tuppence in my day.
Hence the euphemism.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:30, closed)

Clearly she was a lot younger then, you paedo.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 8:14, closed)

There's nothing worse than a seven year old paedo.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:17, closed)

Cancer?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:48, closed)