MASSIVE DRUGS LULZ
Not so much being dumped, but I think it's worthy, so fuck you:

It was my first ever E, at a Reclaim The Streets gig in Kings Cross, and I went stratospheric - evinced by several people coming up to me smiling and enquiring "First time?"

She started stroking my bare back, while whispering pseudo-spiritual crap about auras and energy.

We end up sitting in the corner eating face, smoking, and drinking tea, and as daylight started to peep through the blacked-out windows, four of her mates turned up.

"We're going back to Reading now" they said.

She looked at them, she looked at me, and with dawning horror said "Erm ... ah ... right ... I, er ... would invite you back to mine, but, er ... I've heard that sex binds two souls together and I don't know about you but I'm bound to some people I really wish I wasn't, and, er ... so, er ... I'm going now. Bye!"

I was really quite flattered that she'd considered such an explanation necessary, and then immediately disturbed that she had done, as well.

An awesome gig, though - I think I left around 1130 in the morning.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:24, Reply)