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Ever been dumped by your significant other? Ever been the dumper? What happened?

(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:50)
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I was 15. Her name was Myrna.
She was a girl I had never seen before that came up to me in the school library. She knew who I was and thought that we should get to know each other better. I thought she seemed to be a sweet young thing, but she dressed like Sunday school and had a friend who looked like nothing else but a troll.
I tried to politely put her off, but she persisted and suggested we go to a movie, on her dime. I countered with a restricted movie, but somehow she talked her straight laced parents into it. Her father had to be coaxed up from the basement."You think this is a good movie?" he asked me with a sidelong look. I assured him that Easy Rider was critically acclaimed. It certainly was educational. The sex in the graveyard bit saw me through many a lonely night.
On the ride home with my stop was approaching, I thought about seeing her home and having to take another bus back. Not for long though. "This is my stop," I said "it's been peachy."
Sorry Myrna, but you did learn the value of keeping clear of assholes. Some women never do.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:18, 2 replies)
Do you have a blog I could unsubscribe from?

(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:12, closed)
I do have a blog
but I know you are not subscribed to it. I got bots before I installed Captcha, now I get nothing.
So fuck off, you are an insensitive person.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:07, closed)

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