I was the "dumper", I had the last laugh and I got to (kinda) roast a pea
but it was not because of something I had done.

I had broken up with my girlfriend whom I shall call Tonia (she was a bitch) and the blokes I had been hanging out with decided that they would rather be friends with her than with me.
That included my former business partner - let's call him Dick. I strongly suspect that a couple of these fellows had sexual relations with Tonia after we had broken up. That may have been uncomfortable for them knowing that her & I had previously had a sexual relationship.

At the time I was looking for a housemate. A young man moved in (I'll call him Dumpster because his surname is similar to that word and he really belongs in one) and then after a few months he moved out having not fully paid his share of rent. He was aided and abetted by my former business partner (Dick) in moving out.
Because of that my best friend (I'll call him Ron, as in "Later Ron ", it's a joke) decided to steal some marijuana plants that Dick (my former business partner) had been growing.
Ron then sold me those dried marijuana plants at a VERY cheap price. Over an extended time frame.
Ron only told me about 6 years after the fact. He died about 2 years ago.
So my final sentence is a hypothetical comment to Dick - I really enjoyed smoking his marijuana, with my friend Ron. & I hope he continued trying to woo my former girlfriend - Tonia, because I know that she wouldn't find him attractive. In any way whatsoever.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:02, 18 replies)

I can't imagine why people would want to stay friends with somebody else instead of you.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:23, closed)

Didn't AB already link this story for you?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:34, closed)

Your spotters fee is this -
"well done"!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:56, closed)

I shall wear it with pride.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:48, closed)

Top job
there fellow!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:15, closed)

I like how he's rewritten it, and it's still an illiterate, semi coherent mess.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:47, closed)

so, your friends find you unbearable too?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:04, closed)

Hang on - Ron was your best mate ...
He nicked these plants, and then SOLD the gear to you?

What a cheap shit.

The rule is that any gains ill-gotten get SHARED with mates, not SOLD to them.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:12, closed)

^

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:23, closed)

Australia.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:25, closed)

You should read the original post.
He then slowly sold me large bags of that stuff over several months for a very small financial outlay (I'm talking silver coins - I asked no questions, he told me no lies).
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:47, closed)

I did. He persuaded you to give him money for them.
If he'd wanted money, as a mate he should have asked you to lend or give him some, not set up some ridiculous charade of "selling" to you.

Unless it was some kind of sexy role-play thing between you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:36, closed)

So, yes. He nicked it then sold it to you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:44, closed)

I see what you're doing here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:34, closed)

Trolling The Trolls?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:44, closed)

Cheers.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:20, closed)

It was a pretty transparent setup for the Legless Gambit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:40, closed)

He should read DG's thread, that's basically a lesson in how to do it, not posting something that makes you look illiterate and rather slow-witted and then saying 'gotcha'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 13:48, closed)