Four days is pretty impressive given that the divorce petition has to be submitted to a court by post and then they forward it to the other party by post.
I'd say either she started the divorce procedure a couple of weeks before you told her to fuck off or she has a time machine or her mother is a witch.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:22, 2 replies)

She turned me into a newt.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:37, closed)

did you get better?

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:05, closed)