Easiest Job EverDazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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it seems easy is being misrepresented here.for a lot of you, and no disrespect intended, it seems easy translates to 'easy to fuck about without getting caught due to no work/management'
Now, i've had a few along these lines. shit, my b3ta post history will show a while back i was working 12hr night shifts with jack all to do but play pool, watch films and doze, inbetween a hectic masturbation schedule and massive, massive drugs.
Now to me that wasn't easy. it was hard, finding new and inventive ways to fuckarse about. and, inevitably, it was boring and unrewarding, and ruined my social life.
for me, an easy job is what i have now. ok, it might be busy, and there might be monumental amounts of trying to bridge the gap between a good design, and a marketing person with no aesthetic tendencies who wants desperately to get involved in the process as it makes them look like they're actually earning their inflated 50k plus salaries, not just making a few phone calls and having business lunches. but you know what? i fucking love it. i get to do design for print, i get to do web design, all sorts. i even get ferried round england currently, but as of november, europe, large parts of scandinavia and hopefully stateside soon, taking photos, filming, ordering about emotionally fragile model types and offending image-obsessed self conscious fashionistas with my robust approach to humour and eating, and my refusal to ever look vaguely cool or coordinated. i get to make cool videos, work with extreme sports, cover music events, get wasted, and generally enjoy myself. and then, when it's all done, they pay me! fuckin a. now that's easy. oh and i get on with my boss, coworkers, and peripheral people. who wants to fuckin touch me? eh? eh?
yeah you do.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:35, 2 replies)
man that sounds like exactly the job I wish mine was. It's halfway there though.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:37, closed)
it took a little breaking in at firstand it's not all glitz and glam, but it has definite moments.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:50, closed)
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