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As with many other replies for QOTW the first eccentric guy that I thought of was my old chemistry teacher. He was a bald guy who wore a monocle and had a fondness for clothing that was purple. Sometimes he wore a cape. He was also into bodybuilding and would like to walk around bare-chested until the Headmaster threatened him with the sack.

During our lessons he would also tell us of his latest pet project that he used to work on at the weekend, usually involving trying to make a living plastic or something as farfetched.

The last time I saw him was during my last year at school, the school had just returned from summer holidays and he had decided to pop in to say goodbye to his favourite class. He then informed us that he was leaving us as a project of creating a human from the DNA of history’s most evil people (Allegedly Hitler, Genghis Kahn, etc ) had gone really well. After an awkward silence from the class (What the hell do you say to that) him and his lab assistant (some odd guy in blue with a speech impediment that always wore a bucket on his head) jumped into his car (a homemade hovercraft of his) and drove off.

The teacher and his assistant went on to become members of a terrorist organisation (I can’t say which one it is but let me just say it has something to do with snakes) and as I was part of his favourite class I was interviewed by some part of the army that dealt with terrorist threats , who in my opinion were a little eccentric themselves (one of them looked like the wrestler Sgt Slaughter and another of the guys was dressed as a ninja FFS). After they interviewed me this terrorist squad left the room shouting something that me and my classmates still disagree on to this day. I believe they said something to do with an action force while the kid who moved here from America claims they were saying yo to a bloke called Joe outside.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:00, 1 reply)

Stop it.
You're bending my mind.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:18, closed)