ooh just remembered another,,,
my mad music teachers we'll call Mrs J and Mr S. When you are in year 9 you are asked to write a piece of music on War of all things, cue lots of kids banging drums etc, the future ex of mine, beaver and his best mate decided to rap, and used the lyrics bombs are flying, jews are dying in Mr S's lesson. Bad Idea. Mrs J was a jew. I have never heard a teacher scream so much about the Holocaust, if you ask a bunch of kids who are learning about the holocaust in history, to write a song about war, surely the 2 shall intercross at somepoint? Mrs J was also very blunt, a new yr7 pupil was crying coz her rat had just died, Mrs J suggested ripping up the floorboards and get one of the ones that lived under the music block...cue screaming parent coming into school hte next day!

The other music teacher Mr H, he had had throat cancer and couldnt speak properly, so he thought it was a good idea to bring in his 'boombox' as he liked to call it, and attaching a microphone, silly man...
(santas_lil_hohoho is packing her vibrator suitcase, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:00, Reply)