Me old Physics Teacher
was completely eccentric. He knew his stuff inside out, joking that a good sign of insanity was drawing perfect cirles in chalk on a blackboard, which he'd do immediately after telling us this fact and grinning mentally. He kinda resembed a ginger version of a 70's Doctor Who, and talked like a Goodie. He was awesome :D
The only prob with this genius was that common sense had no room in his skull, and working with kids in a rough school led to lots of practical jokes backfiring. One kid got a 12volt variable transformer from the electric cupboard and got a single wire, plugging it straight from + to - and whacking the transformer to full power. This led to smoke pouring from the equipment and the school kid smirking like a lesbian at a fishmongers.
How does teach react? He runs out to the back office screaming, then grabs a bucket of water getting ready to throw it over while it's still live. It took 3 kids to stop him killing half the class while the substitute teacher ran out the back to kill the live circuit.
Ahhhhh, great days :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:32, 1 reply)

Hahaha
I had Benny Hill music in my head by the end of that :)
( Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 17:07, closed)