EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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stan, stan, the dog-shagger manstan is a very odd man. his head is beetroot-red and almost entirely spherical. he is a staunch protestant and, as such, looks forward to the 12th of july more than any other day of the year. he has a bizarre habit of immediately repeating anything he's just said. any time i've seen him, the first thing he will say is "looking forward to the 12th? looking forward to the 12th?"
if he sees someone he knows, he'll shout "alright mate, alright mate!"
i don't know if that's eccentric, but it's definitely annoying and a bit creepy.
oh, and he was caught in the entry behind my local, shagging his alsation.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:54,
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