EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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Re-ee-post.I've posted this before, but it fits this QOTW perfectly so I'm posting it again.
My local pub is a little rock bar in a small town in the northwest of England.
"The resident mentalist, Michael, is a daytime alcoholic who comes in for a Guinness or eight every day. While he's there he likes nothing better but to sit there muttering to himself - occasionally shouting such gems as "FUCK OFF! JUST FUCK OFF!" to no one in particular.
Yesterday, he came up to me, and spoke.
"If you think I'm talking to myself, you're wrong." he said. "I became psychic 3 months ago. I'm not talking to myself, I'm talking to the other psychics. Not that I care what anyone thinks anyway."
Then he ambled away, muttering.
Makes me wonder whether he IS faking it."
Recently Michael has had a haircut and a shave. He now has a mullett. He's still just as mental.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:35, Reply)
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