crazy danish kid's mum
sorry in advance for the long-ish post.

ok, so I was on Gmod, on that game mode where you're on an island and you have to survive. I'd been on it several hours alone, and I'd got all the stuff I really needed, such as a water fountain, iron buildings (made from those doors) and eventually the server started filling up, just a couple of my steam friends, some server regulars, and then... this little kid came on and started trying to steal our resources. we drove him off with stunsticks and crowbars, he starts inging very badly, swearing, and eventually someone tells him to put his mum on. you could hear the sarcasm. but he did! he put his mum on! she said they had friends who could come onto this server and steal our stuff, break our stuff (we had no wooden stuff by this point), kill us all a lot (we had the only weapons and a monopoly on the resources, good luck getting anything) and generally not be very nice. then she went on about how we were chicken for killing him, I ended up arguing about how he was trespassing. then eventually she said her son didn't speak a word of english. well let's see...
he could say "cut the shit, motherfucker" and made that clear many times. he knew the lyrics to we are the champions, barbie girl and a couple of christmas carols (did I mention this was in august?) and he also knew enough to annoy us plenty. then she said, and I quote: "I bet you all think denmark is a city in europe, well it's not, it's a country, there, I have learned you something." about 2 or 3 poeple videoed this from about 2 minutes after he put his mum on, but the files corrupted. by the time he finally got the message, he'd died over 370 times. 372, if I remember correctly. to end this, a couple more quotes (and what she really meant):
"how do you expect him to learn if you keep killing him?" (meaning: let him leech your resources, you bastards!)
"he has brain damage" (meaning: he's a complete retard but I don't want to admit it)

sorry again for the long post.
(venort apparently exists, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:03, 5 replies)

Wow
That was really dull.

But I do want to get Gmod. Looks good.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:11, closed)

I didn't know Gmod was this complicated.......
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:31, closed)

well...
it was funny at the time. we were still laughing about it several hours later.
(venort apparently exists, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:47, closed)

tldr
That big key on the right of your keyboard is the "enter" key, it breaks big walls of text into readable sections called "paragraphs"
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:52, closed)

heh
The B3ta punctuation/grammar police could be considered eccentrics ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:52, closed)