Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Oh deary me. This should strike fear into the hearts of all men.Not a personal story, rather one I heard from a friend of mine.
My friend has a little brother. At the time this little brother was around seven years old. Now because of the fact sex is plastered near enough everywhere (though I doubt there are many complaints about that), this little blighter wanted to try the masterful act of masturbation.
To cut a long story short, the poor sod went a bit too hard and ended up ripping his foreskin off.
I still remember the last phrases of the conversation between me almost pissing myself laughing:
"MUMMY. SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO MY WEENIE!"
Makes me glad I'm ill-eqquipped =P
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 16:29, Reply)
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