Where's the fire?
A mate had parked his car somewhat illegally, outside a flat while he popped in (probably to pick up some weed, knowing him). He'd only left the car for a few minutes, but when he came out a traffic warden was writing a ticket. He explained that he'd only been gone a moment, but the warden was unmoved.

"You're obstructing the road, sir. What if there was a fire, the fire engine wouldn't be able to get through, would it?"

"Yeah? Well you know what?" replied my friend, "I drive a bloody fire engine, and that's a load of bollocks!"

Apparently the look on the warden's face was worth the ticket.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:16, 1 reply)

#lastlaugh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:30, closed)