things i've learned
from the staff at the A&E departments i've visited is that patience really is a virtue and, when they say something will hurt "a bit", you're about to suffer some serious pain.

also, the word "manipulation" is to be feared.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:43, 4 replies)

Manipulation
is coded language for "I'm a quack."
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 16 May 2013, 20:50, closed)

and also for
"i'm about to twist your broken arm until you call me a cunt"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:11, closed)

I thought
it led to a "Happy Ending"? Guess I'm visiting the wrong parlours...
(Rsoles, Thu 16 May 2013, 21:35, closed)

ending was not happy
although they did give me drugs
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:11, closed)