I called the cops when I fought this guy last summer
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But it was just before bar-closing time on a particularly-busy Saturday night, and unless you have a knife in your side the cops just aren't going to bother with two middle-aged men slapping each in a dark parking lot.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:47, 1 reply)

the policed turned up
but had their music turned on to signal their lack of ice cream?
(magictorch, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:25, closed)