Why could not you just say, 'I used to go for the odd pint with this copper'
And leave out the whole bakery back story?

My theory is that you were sucking off this Twinkie cop in return for him letting you off a kerb crawling pinch, and felt the need to create a convoluted back story to prove there was a completely innocent reason for the relationship.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sun 19 May 2013, 8:26, 2 replies)

Your extrapolation
is flawed. Somewhat.

Howdy "ringofyre".
Alright?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 May 2013, 8:40, closed)

I'm very well Mr. McUglyWife, thanks for asking.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:27, closed)

No.
Wait. You're Internal Affairs aren't you?
You guys are supposed to have a warrant.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 May 2013, 8:58, closed)