Nothing beats it
on a cold winters day.. Horse fisting is risky though (for the horse), and I've a really great story about that one (really?)
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:22, 1 reply)

Come on, I've been in suspenders for 2 days, spill the beans...or seed...or whatever.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:19, closed)

only if
the QOTW develops a "Royal" thread, and then It'll have to be told altho its not as funny as the story about a Parker-Bowles household and the tail that got trapped in a door.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:14, closed)