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This is a question The Emergency Services

Tell us your tales of the police, ambulance workers, firefighters, and - dammit - the coastguard

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:33)
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Another stupid question from a doctor
"...So, do you want a general anaesthetic, or would you prefer to stay awake and watch us slice your penis to shreds with sharp knives?"

I may be paraphrasing slightly.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:21, 1 reply)
Did he actually say
"vagina"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:06, closed)

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