Vampire night
Let me set the scene...

When I was much younger, well early 20's, we were playing Call of Cthulhu which one of the chaps had set in the town where we lived in the 90's. In the game we ended up in a nightclub and pulled out all sorts of weapons.

"you'd never get all of those into the club" said the chap runnning the game.

"Allright then let's try".

So we all went out for the night, early start 6 o'clock loads of beers all stinking of garlic. Eventually after even more garlic bread we wander into the nightclub and start letching at all the geordie slappers. Essex girls have nowt on them.

At midnight, yes I know, we all sit round the table and the chap says "Let's see what you've got".

Lots of rose petals ??? garlic, garlic sweets and bottles of holy water came out. There were also a couple of spud guns loaded with garlic obviously. The table top was covered.

"I'm going to win here" I thought as I pulled out a large handgun, water pistol I must add. Smug grin follows thinking I'll get free beer for the rest of the night.

"I think I win" says my pal. He leans back on his seat and pulls a 2 foot wooden stake out of his trouser leg.

"Lager?" I ask as I start to walk to the bar.

He'd had it all night in lots of pubs walking at least a couple of miles, without limping.
(Yellow Car is now red, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 10:05, Reply)