Essential ItemsOur friend always carries 30ft of lightweight rope with him. We took the piss until we heard he got stuck in a lift, and managed to get everyone out in 5 mins.
What odd things to you always carry with you?
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chthonic, Thu 27 Oct 2005, 14:05)
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It's only weird when you are forced to think about it -b3tards!I currently have stashed about my person:
+ Mrs Manbutter's belly button ring (from when she herself was carrying 'lil Ronny Manbutter the third in her belly)
+ A stone that mysteriously flew up my nose about 5 years ago in Cardiff. I've kept it as I believe that it was trying to lodge itself into my brain to kill me and that if I keep it safe i will maybe become immortal..?
+ The tune to that song with the old girl on the xylophone - something about 'mirrors in the sun' - every damn day dammit.
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Woolworth Smells of festive spices, Sat 29 Oct 2005, 15:54,
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