Evil PranksAs a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.
What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?
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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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I once loosened the bolts on a camp counsellor's bed.When he brought the camp nurse (a whopping specimen we had nicknamed Thunderthighs) back for a discreet shag, the bed collapsed and the camp echoed with her screams.
No regrets, though...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:07,
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...we had a 'girl guider' called tree trunks on account of her massive calf muscles.
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For a factshe was quite impressive. Take Winston Churchill at age 30, give him a curly blonde wig and D cups, add some pounds for good measure, and you'd be pretty close.
She was very fond of sunbathing in a minimal bikini. This gave rise to The Loon's Law: the amount of clothing a woman wears varies inversely to her weight and attractiveness.
*gips*
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:01,
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Loon's LawYes, I abide by that law, that's why you'll always see me in full black tent burqua.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:39,
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