Lactulose (sp?)
My mother 'apparently' had some kind of bother with her shit-chute, hence the arrival of a litre-bottle of the above liquid laxative in the bathroom cabinet.
This stuff was probably the most easily concealed laxative spike ever invented. A sugary syrup that dissolved into pretty much anything leaving no discernable after-taste besides the inherhent sweetness.

Our uncle John spent a few weeks at our house doing some building work. John thought he was a funny fella and would often be wise-cracking and piss-taking with us (we were early to mid teens then. You should be careful around teenage boys with laxatives and mischief in mind). As it was summer and the weather quite hot, lots of water / juice / pop was being drunk. One afternoon, John was hinting heavily for someone to get him a drink, so off trots my brother. He returned with a half-full lemonade bottle and handed it to John, apologising for it being flat, but it was all we had until mum had been to the shop. John swigged the whole lot, as only a thirsty builder can and my brother developed a smirk but said nothing.

We hung around for almost half an hour, pretending to be interested in what he was doing / stories he was telling then he made to climb a step-ladder and stopped short with one foot on the bottom step. "Oh my God.." he said with an expression of someone learning of a death in the family, and waddled off in a funny sort of quasi-mincing shuffle, obviously clenching furiously. We heard a couple of "oh no"'s on is way up the stairs, but had to leave the house at that point to save us being rumbled by our furious laughter.

I only found out later that night that my brother had put about quarter of the bottle into the litre of lemonade. Anyone we made tea or coffee for received a good six or eight spoonfuls in lieu of sugar for quite some time but, sadly, we never achieved comparable results to those from uncle John.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:47, 1 reply)

That is cruel, cruel, cruel, cruel!
I laughed a lot.

*clicks*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 17:18, closed)