Polyfilla pants
Back in my youth (all of 10 years ago) when I was a smelly unwashed punk, one of our group had a habit of falling asleep and pissing himself afer a hard session on white cider and whatever other alcoholic substances where to hand. As usual night would start with around 10 of us at a mates house with 2litres of laser/ diamond white each before heading to the pub then back to my mates house for my cider and perhaps some weed if we were lucky (being scummy punks most were out of work or poorly paid)

Anyway, after one session Mr PissyPants had wet himself one time to many. Its not nice waking up to creeping wetness to a piss-soaked comatose mate at the best of times but this time was on a new sofa kindly donated by someones mother. Mr PissyPants was moved to the floor, his pants removed and his cock and pubes smothered with polyfilla and his jeans pulled back up.

I went home before he woke up but was informed that he was not a happy chappy.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 17:01, Reply)