One time, after a heavy night,
a mate of mine passed out on the living room floor in a drunken stupor.

He'd passed out face down, with his t-shirt riding up his back, giving us the perfect opportunity to write on his lower back, where he wouldn't see it for a while.

We wrote "I LOVE COCK" and "FREE ENTRY" with an arrow pointing down his arse crack. 'twas rather amusing at the time.

In the morning we went back to the pub for breakfast, and my mate sat with his back to the rest of the pub in such a position that when he leaned forward, his t-shirt would rise up and reveal our handiwork to all and sundry.

At first only a couple of people saw it, so while being very funny for us, it wasn't too bad for him. Then one of the blokes who saw it shouted "Oi everyone, look at this" and everyone in the pub turned and saw what we wrote on him.

Having 20-30 strangers pointing and laughing at him can't have been very pleasant. Poor chap.

It was fucking funny though!
(MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 18:54, Reply)