Evil PranksAs a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.
What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?
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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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Cows! And she was so excited...This isn't so much a prank as taking advantage of weakness. My sister loves cows. Last spring break we took a road trip through California, which meant fields of cows every few miles. I would randomly point off at some grassy cow-less knoll and declare "cows!"
"where?!"
(giggle at her)
"you suck."
Twenty minutes later...
"Cows!"
"Where?"
(giggle)
"That's a tree, bitch."
Twenty minutes later...
"Cows!"
"Where?!"
(giggle)
"Stop it!"
And so on, every twenty minutes for 16 hours of driving. It never failed.
I'm not clever enough to have really pwned anyone, but my mom got me with this one:
I hate Adam Sandler. Absolutely loathe him. I can not even put my hatred for him into words that will clearly express the extent of it. So my mother decided to (A) research Adam Sandler, (B) write him "biggest fangirl evar" mail, (C) sign it with my name, and (D) put my address on it.
I didn't know about this until nearly a year later, because the cunt never replied. Not even one of those stock "thank you for your interest..." letters. Just proves that he sucks. But still. Somewhere there is a letter declaring my love for all things Adam Sandler. Damn you, mom.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 20:15, Reply)
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