Evil house party wrongdoings
A couple of years ago, on a regular excursion back to the UK from Poland i was catching up with a couple of mates round at my flat. All was well and chilled but a neighbour in the flat next to mine and up a level (actually on a corner) was having a rather loud party.; Shitty pop tastic music playing all nite, girls screaming etc.

This doesn't bother us cos it was still too early for bed. One of my friends, who is notorius for playing pranks and lives in the another flat in the same block decides that we should have some fun with this other lot at the party. This happened in various stages:

1) Because the balcony for the other flat is diagonally above my kitchen window, not very much of the kitchen is actually visible. So firstly on when the cd player at the window full blast. Firstly Ramstein and various other rediculously loud rock and when that failed to shift them my friend nips upstairs and fetches so Carter the incredible sex machine from his student days. This resulted in all the girls storming off inside to continue to listen to Shitney Spears. However, a couple of the lads at the party obviousle liked the tunes an hung around.

2) I decided we could go one better. Fetching my 65 watt guitar amp and plugging in, it was placed on the window sill (again still hidden from view) cranked up to full and I left the kitchen (closing the door) and proceeded to shred like a mutha fucka! Cue Waynes World esq noise and I stopped just in time to hear another neighbour yelling from across the way 'turn that fucking racket down!!' whilst the grils from the party feebly protested their innocence.

3) It gets worse. We followed this by sneaking outside and howling like wolves form the shadows until the same angry neighbour yelled at them again (we were well hidden, couldn't see us).

4) The Coup de grace! We worked out the number of the flat the party was in and ordered a shit load of food from a take away to be delivered including: 6 pizzas, 4 kebabs, 10 portions of fries, a curry and 12 cans of cola. This was ordered from a phone box up the road and we raced back in time to watch a rather irate pizza guy leaving with a shit load of food. We then proceeded to go back to the phone box and ring to see why our food hadn't been delivered yet! Double trick! Felt a little guilty, but thats the price for playing loud shitty music when there is a mischeivious pair of a teacher and a surgeon living next door!

How long? The guitar cable was at least 20 foot!
(Polish bstard, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 21:03, Reply)