Ah the memories of McDonalds
Back in the days of college and after leaving college I worked for the dreaded golden arches. As you can Imagine we had some real spacko's working there over the years there is one that always comes to mind and I will name him Dean for 'twas his name.

Now Dean was a likeable enough chap but the phrase 'not quite all there' must have been penned by someone after they met this guy, to say he was gullible would be an understatement.

The store we worked in was in a big shopping mall (Lakeside for those in England) and had some really evil managers, the ringleader of which was an ex-Army guy called Richard (for yes 'twas his name) the first thing that Rich had Dean doing was scrubbing the white lines in the road next to the 'restaurant' including the pedestrian crossing as we were having a visit, not with a mop, oh no but with bucket, brush and on hands and knee's. For TWO hours he did this 'til someone called him back inside.

Now as Evil as that was (and yes much merriment was made from this) it did not compare to the genius of sending Dean to go and get some milkshake mix as we were running low. Not so smart you think until you realise we sent him to our mortal enemies Burger King. Now this was funny as he happily trotted upstairs and asked for some shakemix only to be laughed out of the store. What was absolutely hilarious was the poor sap was asked to go up there a week later for the same reason and he STILL WENT.

Suffice to say he didn't last too much longer there.

As for length well that depends on if you want a medium or a large 'shake
(He of the Avenged Nipple, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 23:43, Reply)