Hahaha.
A little over 2 years ago, I started work at a company as the assistant to the Director of LIHTC (Low Income Tax Housing Credits - kind of a form of Housing Benefit for you lot back home).
She loved me, constantly compared me to her previous assistant and swore I was the best thing since sliced bread.
Trouble was, she was a totally anal bitch, and nice as she was had a major problem with me suggesting how things "could" be done more efficiently etc.

After a few weeks of this, I was getting very bored and very annoyed with my bosslady. It was Xmas time, so at the Christmas party me and some other girls got together after a few beers.
My boss was going away for the week in between Christmas and New Year. At the time, my desk was in a very prominent position by the filing cabinets and photocopier and I had no chance to even read CNN let alone fuck around on the puter.
The girls I spent our Xmas party with had already told me there was an open cube by them, so a plan was hatched.
I had HR in on it, my boss's boss and most of the rest of the staff.
We took everything from my cube and moved it into the other one while she was away.
The morning she was due back, hubby took me to work so my car wasn't in the parking lot. She walks in and my (old) cube was empty. HR was right outside my new cube. I'm sat there pissing myself laughing while the boss asks HR what the fuck is going on, and totally deadpan HR says I had quit and to talk to her boss. Who said I had quit (bless him, this was a highly corporate company too!).

It all came to a head when she ran around my friends at work and told them all I'd quit, and she couldn't understand it as I was "Happy as a clam". At that point, Jen, Karen and Gina busted up laughing and I walked out of the cube and said "Hi boss, listen you need to deal with this client".

She didn't talk to me for a week, but at the following Xmas party her boss promised her I wouldn't be quitting that week.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:06, Reply)