Fish
In the days before I joined the dark side - I used to belong to an even darker side, the side of IT support. BOFH had nothing on us, even when we were trying our hardest to be nice. Coupled with the fact we worked in schools... it was a prankster's dream...

However, the IT lot could never lay claim to what went down in history as the ultimate - our 'sister' site had a guy who was supposedly there to generate contacts in business to raise money to pay for educational 'things'. Only problem was that no-one could stand the guy. He was, by all accounts, an evil, twisted, psycho with no social skills and bad breath to match.

So someone bribed the caretaking staff (not that it took much) to give them the key to his plush, new office, and placed a fresh, whole fish in the paper tray of his printer. On the first day of his two week holiday. And then went outside and chained the bumper of his car to a lampost (as the target was too tight to pay airport parking, so he left his car at work).

After two weeks, said target walks into his office to be met with a stench that only hell could muster, and then (on discovering fishy remains in the bottom of his Laserjet) storms out of the office, down to the car park, starts his car and... promptly removes his rear bumper, after wheelspinning out of the car park.

Teachers... don't p*ss them off.....
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 10:37, Reply)