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As a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.

What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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I know some bikers
and altho very good and friendly folk, they are mostly very big scary people your average person in the street probably wouldn't cross, however as we all know, beer can seriously cloud judgement.

I was at one of their parties, two chaps arrived uninvited. Being ex army, they decided all these big hairy bikers were nothing compared to them, they were of course uber hard and could take on any of them and drink their beer.

They were apparently not too good of eyesight nor aware of the presence of knives and biker ways, and things came very close to turning rather nasty as they proceeded to neck most of the beer and spirits as plans were drawn against them.

I didn't look forward to being a party to such activities discussed nor did I wish to leave, so I had words, I had some Valium on me (don't ask), we powdered it and added it to some Uzo shots, then walked in with these on a tray and announced, 'Who wants a shot of this then!?', they of course were first up and it was made sure they got the right ones, and as expected, in about 30 minutes they were as ragdolls.

A lot was then said of ways to dispose of them, again I stepped in and offered to help take them to a 'wipe out area' where they could sleep it off while the rest of us partied on, and to appease the need to do something to them as vengeance without necessarily needing to do anything too debilitating I helped 'arrange' them a tad.

I wasn't there come the morning as I'd quit and gone home due to unnecessary alcohol consumption by then, but apparently, close army buddies as they were, they weren't quite so ready to get as close as when they awoke, what with having found themselves spooning nude in a sleeping bag with an apparently used condom stuck between them, and everyone who still remained downstairs, as they sheepishly surfaced looking for their clothes, asking if they'd enjoyed themselves the night before as much as it had seemed!?

What? You don't remember a thing? Allow us to fill out your memory losses with stories you will never know the full truth of for the rest of your lives...

We never saw them again.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:39, Reply)

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