Superglue
This sounds like an urban myth and I took it with a pinch of salt but it's a funny story anyway... Sort of.

Many moons ago a friend of mine and his cohorts used to go out to the pubs and onto the clubs in a nearby town. After the clubs, they'd always go back to one bloke's flat for a smoke and more drinks. A prank was always played on the first person to fall asleep and eventually it got to the stage of trying to stay awake for your own safety, a la A Nightmare on Elm Street.

The pranks started off as innocuous stuff like tying shoelaces together and the drawing of biro moustaches on top lips but slowly and surely moved up in severity. Next came the shaving off of half an eyebrow followed by a full one and then both eyebrows. Then came the dog licking food off a sleeping persons nether regions with accompanying Polaroid and so it went on.

The final straw came when one poor unfortunate fell asleep and the others in the room removed his trousers and underpants and superglued his scrotum to his leg. He awoke, panicking and the ambulance had to be called to separate bollock from limb. The ambulance crew managed to separate the tissue but the lad had to go to hospital to be checked out.

Before the ambulance drove away, the paramedic gave the rest of the revellers a serious roasting for being so stupid whilst they all stood and mumbled apologies with their heads down like naughty schoolboys.

Or so I'm told.
(Taunting Lunatics Belming at you since, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 17:41, Reply)