ppissed/stoned pranks
my mates and i have played some pretty nasty stunts when we've been shitfaced one way or another. we've:

.immaced one side of a guy's head completely bald. very noticeable as he had thick, curly hair

.superglued one lad's hand round his cock. an hour in a warm,soapy bath meant he didn't have to go to hospital

.convinced one lad, a well-known scrounger, that what he was smoking was pot and not turkish black tea

gave my sleeping brother a tarty makeover which he didn't realise until he went home and mum pissed herself laughing at him

wrapped a lad from head to foot* in clingfilm. he couldn't move, so we stuck him in a kwik save trolley and pushed him round the street

there are plenty more, but i'm too tired to remember them

*except his mouth, of course
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 1:27, Reply)