Sudden Paralysis
I once was able to convince a GF that I suddenly lost all feeling in my legs. I played it up using an inordinant amount of playing upon her fears, as she sometimes would have dreams where she would be paralyzed from the legs down, and she feared paralysis (her dog would sleep on the bed and she couldn't move her legs which caused the dreams, I later found out). I sat, weepy eyes, quietly screaming in a distraught voice "I can't feel my fucking legs!," punching/gripping slightly for theatrical effect. Tried to get up and would fall down, etc. She completely freaked out and started to cry- about 10 minutes later, while we were cuddling on the couch, whispering words of support (I declined calling the hospital because I said that it might just be temporary- we'll see in the morning), my phone rang so I non-chalantly got up to go get it.

She punched me in the dick for that.
(denki, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 3:04, Reply)