dad
we all hated my dad as kids, so he came in for a lot of pranks. these include:

salt in the sugar bowl(he was the only person to take sugar in his tea)

sewing his coat sleeves closed when he smacked me

putting broken glass in his shoes

hiding a dead sparrow in his coat pocket

the best one, though, was the "door drop"; we'd close our bedroom door almost all the way, balance something on top of it, then fake a fight so dad would come charging up the stairs to tell us off and get hit on the head by whatever we'd balanced when he barged into the bedroom. we hit him with everything from teddies and books to water balloons and shoes. we realised we'd gone too far when mum's new iron whistled past his nose, point first.
i think that's the closest we ever came to actually killing him.

length? 5 seconds head-start was all we needed...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 16:44, 1 reply)

glass
seriously, thats just mean, but then again......
(pogo_it, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 14:46, closed)