hand+water=sleep piss
well a few years ago me and a bunch of friends were at a festival and my friend jack (the constant butt of all my practical jokes) had smoked one too many and fallen asleep outside his tent, bad move i hear you say.
so the rest of us still awake at this ungodly of hours decide to partake in a little experiment, we had all heard that if you put someones hand into warm water while they sleep they piss themselves...
we decided to give it a go, however it was quite cold this night and the tempiture of the water made jack stir a little, no good i thought. "we need something warmer, something more the tempriture of piss" my friend says... silence falls on our camp for a while, untill i ask for the cup and go behind the tent to fill it up.
we put jacks hand into said cup and wait, it doesnt make him piss himself. we are by no means happy with this outcome... we decide we must take action!
so after using up the last of the film in jacks camera taking photos of our hijinks, we wake jack and precede to tell him he has something on his face, or in his teeth or the likes. we then spend the next day or so starting conversations like "hey jack wouldnt it be horrible if someone made you wipe piss on your face".
it was all fun and frolics untill jack got his film developed and the penny dropped, jack reeeeealy holds a grudge and im still waiting for the retaliation!
(gnomeo, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 23:58, Reply)