Heee heeee,
Pulled a good one this morning (Saturday).
I have a major fishing tournament tomorrow (Sunday), and everyone I know knows about it. I've even had 1 good luck card!
Got up this morning around 8am and there's a message on my cellphone from one of my friends. Who is a major alcoholic.
Message is along the lines of good luck in the tourney, call me later let me know how you're doing etc.

So I called him back. Told him I'd caught a nice 8lb trout and was the forerunner so far in the contest (chances of anyone getting anything bigger than a 6lb trout in that lake are negligible).

I roll up to the pub at 2pm, wearing my new jeans that make my ass look good, as well as having makeup on......should have given it away then.
Oh no, everyone heard about my big catch and my $500 prize.........

Most people twigged it when I walked in, but poor, poor Dan. It took 20 minutes of explaining to him that I'm actually fishing tomorrow.....
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 3:35, Reply)