Evil PranksAs a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.
What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?
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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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Rusty NailI was just a young kid, hanging out with some friends at my house while my dad was off at work. During those days, we'd often be left alone for hours and would tire of the usual entertainments and begin terrorizing each other for fun. Mild stuff, really. Childish pranks usually involving water guns and fake vomit.
One day, my friend's brother, Chris, took off his sneakers and began rubbing his stinky feet all over my new Nintendo 64. I howled at him to stop, convinced that real damage would actually be incurred due to the stink fumes. He wouldn't relent. I picked up his sneakers and tossed them out the front door and into the street. He then forcibly took my own shoes off. A shoving match ensued, wherein he managed to push me out the door demanding that I retrieve the precious shoes. I got them but found that the door had been bolted behind me. I pounded on the door for a while, listening to the giggles of my friend and his brother on the other side. I tried everything: breaking down the door, profanity, threatening. Finally I remembered that my bedroom window was unlocked, so I crept around the house to climb through it. I aimed to sneak in and then ambush the pranksters, catching them off guard. What actually happened, though, was that while attempting to climb through the window, I stepped on a rusty nail that was jutting out from a board near the ground. The nail nearly went through my foot, piercing the skin with a rather loud POP! I was horrified.
I tore around the house screaming for help. I made it to the front door, a trail of blood showing the path I had taken. I pounded on the door with renewed energy, frantic. "Let me in!!!" I screamed. "I STEPPED ON A GODDAMN RUSTY NAIL!!!"
What did they do then? They laughed harder, assuming I was putting them on. I lost a half hour and a substantial amount of blood before I was finally able to convince them to open the door. When they opened the door to see my pale face and a pool of blood, I'd say that the joke was really on them. You should have seen the look on their faces.
Length? Well, I told you, it almost went through my foot!
(, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 20:57, Reply)
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