More thieving students
In my second year at uni, I rented a house in the middle of nowhere with three friends (including the orange juice thief). Living so far from anywhere has its advantages - ridiculously cheap rent, no noisy neighbours, etc. - but a couple of major downsides; in particular the large amount of countryside between you and civilisation.

Two of my housemates had cars, so getting to and fro wasn't difficult, but it made nights out a bit tricky - either someone had to stay sober, or it was a long walk.

Fortunately we had friends in town, so quite often we'd head to theirs first for a few cans, then out to the pub, and crash on their sofas after closing.

After bringing a load of cider along one evening, one of my group was rather annoyed to find that someone in our hosts' house had drunk the lot. He was not best pleased, and felt vengeance was in order - our hosts found his annoyance very entertaining though. He purchased the classiest-looking bottle of cider he could find, and very carefully removed the lid, leaving the little metal ring intact. We drank the cider, and between the four of us we refilled it with piss, resealed it, and chilled it to perfection.

When we headed into town on the Friday night he left it by his chair and wandered off for a few minutes - in the meantime our hosts unsubtly spirited the bottle out of the lounge, returning it a few moments later, now filled with suspiciously clear 'cider'. We managed to keep straight faces, and finally owned up a couple of hours later.

Apparently they'd emptied the (quite large) bottle into every clean mug, glass and pan they could find, though sadly only of of them had actually drunk any.
(Photon wasting your time since, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 2:18, Reply)