There was the time..
My 80-something granny was going into hospital for a few days. She had been brough there by me, my aunt and my 6 year old cousin.
While my granny was inside being taken care of, the three of us sat in the car. My cousin started asking why she had gone in.
In reality, it was just for a minor ailment, but my aunt told him that she had gone in because she was having a baby.

Cue the pair of us filling the poor child's head with nonsense that he ended up telling the whole school,and ultimately got the piss ripped out of him for.

"My granny's gone in to have a baby"
"She's going to name it Delboy"
"He's 4 foot tall because she ate loads of bananas while pregnant with him for the last month"
"The dad is the golfer Tiger Woods"

Kids can be so cruel.
Adults too.
(Zigmund can't think of anything good., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 17:08, Reply)