OK _ I'm A Bit Pissed
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So this story might not make much sense to you, but it does to me..

I was doing a contract for BSKYB (anyone remember them?) to deliver T'internet via SKY. A "ring-fenced" 'T'internet. Nowt mucky.

After first week ( IT'S *THE* FIRST WEEK you dialect sucking scum...) senior techies went out for a quick drink after work. So I got the first round in.

5 bottles of Bud, a pint of lager (mine) and three waters.

£45 or forty-five pounds. Or about $100 US. Or the GDP of Australia.

This was in 1997 when you could have almost bought a frigging *house* in my village for that.

So, after the first round, I sat expectantly for someone to get the next one in and....

They all fucked off - except for Slimly-Simon who stopped, on his way to the door, and asked me if he could have my reciept so he could claim it back on expenses....

I didn't hit him. But it was close.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:01, 7 replies)

Mate
b3ta has been blocked at work...

can't answer messages and have to use brucer!

But... quite right telling people to hit ignore if they don't like answers...twats!

DP
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:59, closed)

^^ use www3.barnesy.org/questions instead
Only prob is that you gotta enter in you u/p for every reply.

PS Legs, nouts worse than being stung in a round buying night out....leaves a bruise :(
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 16:46, closed)

What?!?
Where in the love of clart did you go to have to pay *that* much for 6 drinks? Did the water have gold in it?
(Cryptoprocta has abandoned the username of Voodoo Mary, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 19:32, closed)

Talk of stuff being blocked at work...
DP, does the proxy not work for you anymore? I see *many* people using it and you can login to b3ta now ;)

www.axai.net to sign up for an account or

www.b3ta.com/links/Proxy_One_last_time there for my b3ta post.

Good luck, just gaz me if you have a problem
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 19:53, closed)

i think i would have hit the guy
then used his idea of claiming the expenses
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 23:45, closed)

lol u haf mad this upp
not lyke the tyme i shaged six cherleeders and there mums.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 9:18, closed)

I..
...couldn't have been so restrained, i would have slapped him about good and proper. Twunt.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 17:21, closed)