Orgasms - Trade Secret.
Men can fake them too.

You tried all your best moves.. blew your wad fucking ages ago..but she still isn't there yet, and by sheer will power (or lack of):

a) managed to shoot your muck undetected
b) by some miracle kept a semi.

Thinking, "If you don't fucking come soon I'm gonna be as Limp as a dead ferret".. and then I'm gonna be busted.

Or there are times.. even us men.. where for whatever fucked up reason we just don't feel like it, but have kept a boner.. I don't know.. maybe its when you girls get a rythm going.. then stop.. then start.. then stop.. AAAARRRGGHH !!!
Eventually the cock says " Fuck this shit..I don't give a fuck how fit you are.. I'm not spitting for anybody". *sulks*

Yes our cocks can sulk.

So to make sure we ever get a chance to get our leg over again, we fake it.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:01, 3 replies)

so true
I just spent forever tapping away a reply to this qotw to basically say the same thing. i'm glad it's not just me ;)
( SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:11, closed)

'tis an odd thing
that when a young lady fails to climax, she sulks. If you fail to climax, she still gets to sulk.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:56, closed)

8===D
Has happened to most if not all men at some point!
( Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:20, closed)