I Faked an Orgasm once


I'm a dude.



_{Just thought some clarification was needed}
(UncleChuckles "Cthulhu fhtagn", Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:45, 4 replies)

Why?
Firing the man goo is easy as pie.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:52, closed)

You pulled out...
...and spat on his back?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:57, closed)

Same here..
Luckily for me, my ex used to get very wet, and she was also a bit thick.
So when she said "You didn't cum much" I just explained I'd masturbated earlier and got rid of it all.

(I only did it twice, both times I was too knackered to carry on for myself.)
(paof2 Nude might not be rude, but rude could be nude..., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:44, closed)

Me too.
The sex was terrible, and as a de-sensitised victim of circumcision, coming can be quite difficult for me at the best of times.
She didn't notice though.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:09, closed)